he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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