would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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