I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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ttyl tear gas
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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