oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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