I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My feet surprised me
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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