the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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