i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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