So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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