If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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