I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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