Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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