ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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