pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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