Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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