I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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