i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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