can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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