True but thats because hes a fetus.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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