Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Randomize