Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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