At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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