So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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