I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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