Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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