She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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