They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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