What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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