Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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