walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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