weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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