Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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