Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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