Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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