I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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