i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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