i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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