i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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