Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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