Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Redeem this text for a blowjob
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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