It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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