Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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