Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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