I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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