in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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