you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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