Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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