i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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