Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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