Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
