when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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