I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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