But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.