Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree. http://tfl.nu/gm08
  Replies (3) Good night (1294) Bad night (491)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off. http://tfl.nu/7sly
  Replies (27) Good night (583) Bad night (4082)
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs" http://tfl.nu/3iif
  Replies (19) Good night (3726) Bad night (665)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass. http://tfl.nu/z3do
  Replies (12) Good night (3284) Bad night (774)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl http://tfl.nu/7i4h
  Replies (12) Good night (688) Bad night (3174)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.

  (708): View more from Illinois

  May it rest in peace.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence. (708): May it rest in peace. http://tfl.nu/csj7
  Replies (17) Good night (4615) Bad night (1390)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again. http://tfl.nu/54yy
  Replies (18) Good night (1971) Bad night (6269)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home. http://tfl.nu/i7zp
  Replies (5) Good night (2284) Bad night (818)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag http://tfl.nu/7pz9
  Replies (11) Good night (1435) Bad night (3780)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom... http://tfl.nu/0ft1
  Replies (9) Good night (1034) Bad night (2571)
• Favorite

  (661): View more from California

  I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (661): I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class? http://tfl.nu/dw55
  Replies (2) Good night (1413) Bad night (563)
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude? http://tfl.nu/r6rp
  Replies (2) Good night (1117) Bad night (519)
• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm http://tfl.nu/x3tv
  Replies (9) Good night (1670) Bad night (470)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack. http://tfl.nu/0qa9
  Replies (5) Good night (397) Bad night (807)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad. http://tfl.nu/51dc
  Replies (2) Good night (234) Bad night (640)

Randomize