Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.