Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my phone needs a breathalizer
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
sex on a bike is impossible
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