I must be too annoying 4 u.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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