What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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