it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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