all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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