her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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