Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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