When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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